Shop – lambtopia

i think you should leave shirt | “you can’t skip lunch”

croman5 — Sat, 28 Jun 2025 00:23:18 +0000

Lunch is important. Can they do that? Let the world know that you can’t skip lunch!!

One of my favorite I Think You Should Leave sketches. And yours too, which is how you got here.

Perfect for anyone who’s a fan of Tim Robinson or choking on hot dogs. Super soft style and modern unisex fit!

Shirt Features

Modern classic unisex fit
No side-seams for style + reduced fabric waste
Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape after wear
Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
Made from durable ring-spun cotton for smoothness and longevity
Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex safety certification

Care Instructions

Do not dry clean
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

nathan for you t-shirt | “the web”

croman5 — Thu, 26 Jun 2025 18:33:35 +0000

Any true Nathan for You fan knows the emotional gravitas of the ELAIFF award-winning short film! The Web is a true cinematic masterpiece. Forget The Godfather, Shawshank, and Star Wars.

Now you can rep it forever with this soft, super comfy shirt. Printed on soft cotton and made for a modern unisex fit. For an oversized streetwear look, order one size up!

Shirt Features

Modern classic unisex fit
No side-seams for style + reduced fabric waste
Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape after wear
Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
Made from durable ring-spun cotton for smoothness and longevity
Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex safety certification

Care Instructions

Do not dry clean
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

friendship movie t-shirt | “edge of life”

croman5 — Thu, 26 Jun 2025 01:16:39 +0000

People need rules. And people like you need this shirt celebrating the A24 classic movie Friendship.

Look at this shirt. It’s so pimp. So cherry.

Featuring Craig Waterman’s motto: I’m on the edge of life…and the view is gorgeous! Printed on ultra-soft, super comfy cotton so you can wear it to work or in the aqueducts.

Modern unisex fit so everyone can enjoy this shirt that you won’t wanna take off. It might just be habit-forming.

Shirt Features

Modern classic unisex fit
No side-seams for style + reduced fabric waste
Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape after wear
Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
Made from durable ring-spun cotton for smoothness and longevity
Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex safety certification

Care Instructions

Do not dry clean
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

desert hot springs t-shirt | “boys night out”

croman5 — Thu, 26 Jun 2025 00:36:49 +0000

did someone say “five straight dudes in an airbnb for a weekend”?! this shirt did!

this is another shirt that you shouldn’t buy. this was designed as a thank you to the bros that endured this chapter of my bachelor party — featuring many exhilarating moments like John Paul taking on Hot Ones’ “last dab” (pictured bottom right on the shirt.)

if you love desert hot springs (not palm springs because the airbnbs are too expensive), and you love not knowing what your shirt means but you like a metal style vibe, then definitely buy this.

Shirt Features

Modern classic unisex fit
No side-seams for style + reduced fabric waste
Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape after wear
Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
Made from durable ring-spun cotton for smoothness and longevity
Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex safety certification

Care Instructions

Do not dry clean
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

true love t-shirt | “my actual wife”

croman5 — Wed, 14 May 2025 01:11:59 +0000

this is a shirt that shouldn’t be for sale. it would be perverse for you to buy a shirt with MY wife on it.

but i needed a shirt that celebrated our wedding day. i don’t know why i’m selling it. don’t buy this!

yes i love my wife very much and the details on this design are accurate. look at how beautiful she was on our special day. don’t be weird and wear this!

Shirt Features

Modern classic unisex fit
No side-seams for style + reduced fabric waste
Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape after wear
Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
Made from durable ring-spun cotton for smoothness and longevity
Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex safety certification

Care Instructions

Do not dry clean
Machine wash cold
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

matcha metal | “ceremonial grade til death”

croman5 — Fri, 09 May 2025 23:22:51 +0000

Matcha meets heavy metal! Raise the forks for a delicious matcha latte (I’m drinking one right now).

is this supposed to resemble a certain other metal band that’s iconic? yes. can i legally say who? no. am i hoping you get it? yes.

The perfect shirt for all of us matcha lovin’, headbangin’, hell-raisin’ rabblerousers out there. Folks will think you’re super bad ass.

This is ceremonial grade quality when it comes to soft, breathable fabric. Don’t settle for that culinary grade crap! Unisex fit for all shapes and sizes.

Shirt Features

Modern classic unisex fit
Comfy soft, non-starchy fabric
No side-seams for style + reduced fabric waste
Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape after wear
Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
Made from durable ring-spun cotton for smoothness and longevity
Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex safety certification

Care Instructions

Do not dry clean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

eminem t-shirt 1999 | “do you like violence?”

croman5 — Tue, 22 Apr 2025 19:08:30 +0000

hi kids! do you like violence? one simple question that changed the music industry forever. if you don’t like violence, you don’t have to! you just have to like sick throwback vintage tees.

eminem aka slim shady aka marshall mathers meets a clockwork orange (hence the fake eyelashes and the milk) from a 1999 photoshoot brought to life.

will the real eminem fans please stand up? specifically stand up to show off this glorious soft-style t-shirt that goes hard.

Shirt Features

Modern classic unisex fit
No side-seams for style + reduced fabric waste
Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape after wear
Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
Made from durable ring-spun cotton for smoothness and longevity
Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex safety certification

Care Instructions

Do not dry clean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

oldboy 2003 t-shirt | “laugh and weep”

croman5 — Sat, 15 Mar 2025 00:12:05 +0000

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.

Fortunately for you, no one will laugh when you wear this amazing Oldboy shirt. They will weep out of jealousy. A tribute to Park Chan Wook’s timeless and shocking 2003 masterpiece.

Perfect to wear whether you’re going out to enjoy some dumplings or to take out some teeth with a hammer!

Shirt Features

Modern classic unisex fit
No side-seams for style + reduced fabric waste
Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape after wear
Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
Made from durable ring-spun cotton for smoothness and longevity
Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex safety certification

Care Instructions

Do not dry clean
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

the lighthouse t-shirt | “enchantment”

croman5 — Sat, 15 Mar 2025 00:11:54 +0000

yer fond of me shirt ain’t ye?! embrace the enchantment of the light with this shirt honoring the A24 robert eggers 2019 classic film The Lighthouse.

featuring the pivotal moment when thomas howard gets too close to the light. when you wear this, people will definitely be so compelled by your style that they might try to touch and go into an orgasmic trance. just don’t wear it while eating beans or lobster!

and remember: be nice to seagulls.

Shirt Features

Modern classic unisex fit
No side-seams for style + reduced fabric waste
Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape after wear
Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
Made from durable ring-spun cotton for smoothness and longevity
Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex safety certification

Care Instructions

Do not dry clean
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

a clockwork orange t-shirt | “ludovico technique”

croman5 — Sat, 15 Mar 2025 00:11:40 +0000

up for a bit of the ol’ ultra-violence? (don’t actually commit crimes.)

this A Clockwork Orange shirt is a glorious tribute to Stanley Kubrick’s controversial 1971 film that highlights the intense Ludovico technique scene in a crossover 90s grunge design.

super soft fabric and a classic fit makes this the perfect shirt to wear while enjoying some milk plus aka moloko. simply put: when you wear this shirt, like the intense visual depicted — people won’t be able to take their eyes off you.

Shirt Features

Modern classic unisex fit
No side-seams for style + reduced fabric waste
Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape after wear
Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
Made from durable ring-spun cotton for smoothness and longevity
Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex safety certification

Care Instructions

Do not dry clean
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat